leah siddall

"go fox!!! and i still support former president bush!!!!"

time to let go... yo...

review for ureport foxnews iphone app

i've been a huge fan of Quıcĸsıɩⅴεʀ for years... but as the years went by, i got frustrated with the extra features not working correctly that i pretty much only used it as an app launcher.

well... with my newly found leopard, i've discovered that apple really turned spotlight up a notch. having it finally defaulted to click on a application instead of having to hit down and select it has really won me over.

i'm sorry Quıcĸsıɩⅴεʀ... its nothing personal... well, actually it is personal, personal preference. buh bye!!

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back in the late mid 90s, nintendo was in the works of making a cd addon for the snes. they first tried a deal with sony and backed out. sony then took that protoype and made the playstation. then nintendo went to phillips for their cd technology. the deal fell through. BUT, phillips got the rights to make a few games with nintendo characters. here is an intro for a zelda game they made for the phillips cd-i

melissa joan hart

Clarissa Darling from Clarissa Explains It All
or
Sabrina Spellman from Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

do people really buy products or services b/c celebrities endorse them?

for example: when choseing between pepsi or coke, you chose pepsi b/c christina aguilera is in the current advertising.

finally!! all the rules to the real game of rock, scissor, paper!!

rockscissorpaper

Blogging for the lazy blogger....Just the thing when I'm too busy to think! Just copy the list and green-afy (i think... i'm colorblind) the things you've done. Give your readers MUCH more than they ever wanted to know about you.

1. Started your own blog
2. Slept under the stars
3. Played in a band
4. Visited Hawaii
5. Watched a meteor shower
6. Given more than you can afford to charity
7. Been to Disneyland
8. Climbed a mountain
9. Held a praying mantis
10. Sang a solo
11. Bungee jumped
12. Visited Paris
13. Watched a lightning storm
14. Taught yourself an art from scratch
15. Adopted a child
16. Had food poisoning
17. Walked to the top of the Statue of Liberty
18. Grown your own vegetables
19. Seen the Mona Lisa in France
20. Slept on an overnight train
21. Had a pillow fight
22. Hitch hiked
23. Taken a sick day when you’re not ill
24. Built a snow fort
25. Held a lamb
26. Gone skinny dipping
27. Run a Marathon
28. Ridden in a gondola in Venice
29. Seen a total eclipse
30. Watched a sunrise or sunset
31. Hit a home run
32. Been on a cruise
33. Seen Niagara Falls in person
34. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors
35. Seen an Amish community
36. Taught yourself a new language
37. Had enough money to be truly satisfied
38. Seen the Leaning Tower of Pisa in person
39. Gone rock climbing
40. Seen Michelangelo’s David
41. Sung karaoke.
42. Seen Old Faithful geyser erupt
43. Bought a stranger a meal at a restaurant
44. Visited Africa
45. Walked on a beach by moonlight
46. Been transported in an ambulance
47. Had your portrait painted
48. Gone deep sea fishing
49. Seen the Sistine Chapel in person
50. Been to the top of the Eiffel Tower in Paris
51. Gone scuba diving or snorkeling
52. Kissed in the rain
53. Played in the mud
54. Gone to a drive-in theater
55. Been in a movie
56. Visited the Great Wall of China
57. Started a business
58. Taken a martial arts class.
59. Visited Russia
60. Served at a soup kitchen
61. Sold Girl Scout Cookies
62. Gone whale watching
63. Got flowers for no reason
64. Donated blood, platelets or plasma
65. Gone sky diving
66. Visited a Nazi Concentration Camp
67. Bounced a check
68. Flown in a helicopter (i've actually flown an airplane)
69. Saved a favorite childhood toy
70. Visited the Lincoln Memorial
71. Eaten caviar
72. Pieced a quilt
73. Stood in Times Square
74. Toured the Everglades
75. Been fired from a job
76. Seen the Changing of the Guards in London
77. Broken a bone
78. Been on a speeding motorcycle
79. Seen the Grand Canyon in person
80. Published a book
81. Visited the Vatican
82. Bought a brand new car
83. Walked in Jerusalem
84. Had your picture in the newspaper
85. Read the entire Bible
86. Visited the White House
87. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
88. Had chickenpox
89. Saved someone’s life
90. Sat on a jury
91. Met someone famous
92. Joined a book club
93. Lost a loved one
94. Had a baby
95. Seen the Alamo in person
96. Swam in the Great Salt Lake
97. Been involved in a law suit
98. Owned a mobile phone
99. Been stung by a bee
100. Read an entire book in one day

via http://www.slate.com/id/2101150/sidebar/2101387/ent/2101353/

"Dammit I'm Mad"

by

Demetri Martin

Dammit I'm mad.
Evil is a deed as I live.
God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt.
To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss.
Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help?
Man, it is hot. I'm in it. I tell.
I am not a devil. I level "Mad Dog".
Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp,
In my halo of a mired rum tin.
I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin.
Is evil in a clam? In a trap?
No. It is open. On it I was stuck.
Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web.
Be still if I fill its ebb.
Ew, a spider… eh?
We sleep. Oh no!
Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position.
Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name.
Both, one… my names are in it.
Murder? I'm a fool.
A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash,
A Goddam level I lived at.
On mail let it in. I'm it.
Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet!
A loss it is alas (sip). I'd assign it a name.
Name not one bottle minus an ode by me:
"Sir, I deliver. I'm a dog"
Evil is a deed as I live.
Dammit I'm mad.

I know I'm no expert in car washing. but...

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i'm sure that title got your attention :P

i'm watching cheaters. you know that tv show where they get private investigators to see if someone is cheating on the other. and you know they are... b/c that would be a boring show if they were not cheating.

anyways, i've seen two of them now that is a lesbian couple. and it looks totally set up. like the fighting and everything. its totally a guy's fantasy! i'm almost certain at least these episodes are fictional.